Writing

I used to think I wanted to be a writer. The problem was, I wanted to be a writer more than I wanted to write. That's why I'm a consultant now.

Clips:

"From Punk to Cowpoke: True Love's Odd Path" (New York Press, 2003; some of the text is garbled at top, and I really miss Danny Hellman's illustration, but this is the story of how Sarah and I met and married).

APPALLED IN ALBUQUERQUE: RECENT USES OF "APPALLED" IN LETTERS TO THE WEEKLY ALIBI, ALBUQUERQUE'S WEEKLY NEWSPAPER (McSweeney's Internet Tendency, 2002)